Every Flavor Weather Machine

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released March 16, 2013

Every Flavor Weather Machine is:
Ben Anshutz, Alex Berdoff, Will Maroni, Gordon Bartow, Veronica Gonzalez, D. Jones

Backing vocals on I Work Alone, Arithmetic, and One For The Road by Lily Maroni
Backing vocals on Escalator and Karma Kid by 30 of our most amazing and dedicated fans

Recorded and mixed at Level 11 Studio by Andre Pilette
Produced by Andre Pilette and Bad Jelly Records
Mastered by Andrew Maury
Copyright 2013 Bad Jelly Records

All songs written and recorded by Every Flavor Weather Machine
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Every Flavor Weather Machine writes music's future in the creamy wax of its gleeful past with a stylus made of dropped bombs and honky-tonk.

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Track Name: Cameo
I wrote this song
Waiting for you
To put on your make up
In your dressing room

You’re always soaking up
The lime-light every single night
And I’m left standing off stage right
You like to keep me outta sight

Cause I’m just an extra in the movie adaptation of your life
Lonely boy number two spends all night dreaming of you
And when the credits roll at the end of the show
I’ll be remembered, remembered as just a cameo

I used to have a leading part
But now I’m just an understudy to your heart
Still gotta memorize all those lines
That on the silver screen would make you fall in love with me


Cause I’m just an extra in the movie adaptation of your life
Lonely boy number two spends all night dreaming of you
And when the credits roll at the end of the show
I’ll be remembered, remembered as just a cameo

It’s a sad sad situation, I’ve done all I can to get your attention
But you’re blinded by stage light, can’t hear my curtain call
And I just wanted to shine next to you is all

Oh that’s all

Now the red carpet is your home, and I’m stuck here all alone
Watching you talk to all of your producers on the phone
Can’t help thinking that I didn’t try hard enough
To make you see my name in lights

Cause I’m still an extra in the movie adaptation of your life
Lonely boy #2 spends all night dreaming of you
And when the credits roll at the end of the show
I’ll be remembered, yeah I’ll be remembered, I’ll be remembered

As an extra in the movie adaptation of your life
Lonely boy number two spends all night dreaming of you
And when the credits roll at the end of the show
I’ll be remembered, remembered as just a cameo
Track Name: Paint by Numbers
Well here the story goes although it’s kind of old I’ll tell it like it’s new
And all you people listening you’ll never ever know
If I’m lying or if I’m telling the truth
So I guess you’ll just have to put your trust in me
A California twenty-something who would never lie
Unless it helps me

Start with black and white so we can take our time
As we color in the empty space
By the number, so you can know the color
That was already picked with perfect taste
Yeah that symmetry it’s killing me and I want someone else to blame
Besides the man who wakes up each and every morning just the same

And he still believes his trust in God will see him through the end
Being blinded by a light’s alright as long as you can sleep at night

What the hell was that that just came over me?
Well, I couldn’t say.
You must say impulsive but I’m really just afraid
that I’ll start spending every single day the exact same way
and I won’t even have a say of where I work, or to what ends
I won’t even be able to choose my friends.

So I’ll up and change the song, make it easy to sing along
you can’t stop me if you wanted to
Now we’re back and mad as hell
Can you tell by the way I yell and the flashy way I dress?

Now I’m having more fun than I’ve ever had before
Yes I’m having more fun than I’ve ever had before

Now we’re back at the start doesn’t seem we got very far
What just happened there? Nobody knows and I don’t care.
I’m already over this song
Fooled you all along and folks don’t you know it’d be so lame
If all of my songs had to stay the same
I don’t want my songs to stay the same
I don’t want my songs to stay the same
I don’t want my songs to stay the same
I don’t want my songs to stay
Track Name: Karma Kid (feat. Team Scene)
I’ve been asked so many times before
How I keep all my worries from knockin’ down the door
Well it’s a carefree state of mind
And I can show you how if you give me the time

It’s an old school kind of philosophy
I just do what I want the world to do back to me
It’s as simple as the light of day
So, come on be a karma kid and let the music take you away


And if you think you can get down
With paying it forward and getting it back around
Then my friend you’re in good company
Come on, sanctify your soul and be a karma kid with me


Oh it’s a cycle of endless love
That I bet you only thought existed in imagination
But it’s just so easy man it’ll get you by
That supernatural high

It’s an old school kind of philosophy
I just do what I want the world to do back to me
It’s as simple as the light of day
So, come on be a karma kid and let the music take you away

Yeah if you think you can get down
With paying it forward and getting it back around
Then my friend you’re in good company
Come on, sanctify your soul
And be a karma kid with me

They always ask me why I’m so carefree
Said my philosophy is to live like I’m in Paris
So, bonjour monsieur, don’t you just wanna live like I do?
Not a worry in the world, see I could teach you here are my rules
Fuck what anybody else says, I rule.
And screw a diet, go ahead, eat some fried foods
If you had a bad day man why brood?
Just turn that frown upside down and just smile dude
You know the sayings what goes around comes around
Give a little, get a little, you go down hey I go down
To put it plainly, what all that it’s saying is that
Karma is a bitch until you treat it like a lady
So, here’s what you do yeah you tally all your moves up
When you were a good guy and when you were a douche
Then you add ‘em all up and see which has the most marks in it
That’s how you find out if you can be a karma kid
Track Name: Tiny Woman (feat. Team Scene)
I may have had my heart broken by a past love
pieces of it torn away like a flash flood
and then it hardened and got scarred and turned black
it might even happen couple times after
so now it's only big enough
to give my love to someone who won't need that much
I pray to God that I find her quicker
before theres nothing really left for me to give her

Lord, build me a tiny woman
Make her nice and small
Lord, build me a tiny woman
she won't have to talk at all

Cause I don't got a lot of love to go giving out at night
I'm a busy man and tiny woman fits me right

I may have had my heart broken by a past love
pieces of it torn away like a flash flood
and then it hardened and got scarred and turned black
it might even happen couple times after
so now it's only big enough
to give my love to someone who won't need that much
I pray to God that I find her quicker
before theres nothing really left for me to give her

Cause I tried them other ones
it worked with none of them
so many failed attempts
cant even number them
I mean it made no sense
had so much fun with them
until I'd take chance
and fall in love with them
thats when them old girls would put the whole world
up on my shoulders with weight I cant hold up
But wait can you hold up lord cause it feels like you ditched me
wont you build a tiny woman that fits me?

I don't got a lot of love to go giving out at night
I'm a busy man and tiny woman fits me right

Oh I know you'll always be true
That is why, tiny woman, just why I love you
You're fun-size, so easy to hide away
I'll save your love for a rainy day

You look cold tiny woman, so wont'cha come inside?
(You looking cold girl, I can't make you warm girl,
whenever, wherever, whatever let's just go girl)
You look cold tiny woman, and I'm a warm place to hide
(And if you play it right, you can even stay tonight
How you like your eggs cooked? Promise that I'll make 'em right)
I put ya in my pocket, feed ya grains of rice
(I ain't a cheapskate, but she a cheap date
I ain't complaining though, keep her for my keepsake)
Lord, build me a tiny woman. I want one tonight. Love me right.
(I can give it get it, tell me is you with it huh, tell me is you with it?)

I don't got a lot of love to go giving out at night
I'm a busy man and tiny woman fits me right

Oh I know you'll always be true
That is why, tiny woman, just why I love you
You're fun-size, so easy to hide away
I'll save your love for a rainy day
(I want to save your love, every time we making love
Baby, is you thinking of us, what you thinking of?)
Track Name: Escalator
Do you remember the first time that we danced outside?
We were just two kids looking for a place to hide.
We both told our folks that we were driving somewhere else
And ended up at the beach away from everybody else

But that was a year ago, and we just couldn’t hold on
Cause I went to Boston and you stayed home and moved on

And I guess you’re happy with whoever
People say you’re cute together
And I tried to find someone new
But found I’m still all tangled up in you

Woah run around and around, but I never see where
Like I’m trying to catch an escalator stair
Maybe someday you’ll come back and light that spark
We can close our eyes, aim for the sky, and take a shot in the dark.

Do you remember the first time we danced in your room?
To that British band’s song bout love leaving us too soon
And with the speakers low so your parents wouldn’t hear
“I think this song’s about us, babe” I whispered in your ear.

Now next year you’re off to Michigan,
and I’ll, I’ll be stuck here missing you all over again

And I guess you’re happy with whoever
People say you’re cute together
And I tried to find someone new
But found I’m still all tangled up in you

Woah run around and around, but I never see where
Like I’m trying to catch an escalator stair
Maybe someday you’ll come back and light that spark
We can close our eyes, aim for the sky, and take a shot, take a shot in the dark

And I guess you’re happy with whoever
People say you’re cute together
And I tried to find someone new
But found I’m still all tangled up in you

Woah run around and around, but I never see where
Like I’m trying to catch an escalator stair
Maybe someday you’ll come back, light that spark
We can close our eyes, aim for the sky
Track Name: I Work Alone
People tell me that I’m too thin
I just don’t let things get under my skin

And all the subway soldiers lining the wall
Every one seems to trip and fall
Just like I do, I do, I do, I do, I do

And we all walk around with our eyes on the ground
And I try not to stare cause I’m told not to care
Just pretend that nobody's there

But, what do we miss going on like this?
It’s cool to be bored but is it cool to be ignored?
I wanna realize a secret in the Brooklyn skies
And it feels like I’ve been looking my whole life

Flashed before my eyes, I nearly died
I can’t get lucky every time
And time again, it’s just a matter of when
I fall asleep standing on my own two feet

And I realize a secret in the Brooklyn skies
I had to trade the headlights for the fireflies
And realize a secret in the Brooklyn skies
I had to trade the headlights, trade the headlights
Trade the headlights, trade the headlights
Trade the headlights, trade the headlights
I want the feeling that I’m reckless and free
And I don’t worry, worry about anything
cause I’m free, finally, free to lose my mind
And I want it. I want it all the time

Til my life is gone, my life is gone
My life is gone and I work alone
I work alone
My life is gone, my life is gone
My life is gone and I work alone
I work alone.

I do, I do, I do, I do, I do
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do,
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do
Track Name: Arithmetic (feat. Team Scene)
It could be so easy, sing it with me
Arithmetic, baby, one two three
It’d be so easy, sing it with me
Arithmetic, baby, one two three

I’m in the back back back of the class
Rolling up some grass behind my science book
And I keep on getting by cause teacher likes my looks
Oh yeah with a wink and a smile I run with it a mile
Still turn in a paper every once in a while
And get more centerfolds than J. Geils

It’s easy, sing it with me arithmetic baby
One two three, I like to keep it easy but
Now listen to me, yeah listen to me

I was made to move nice and slow
And you were born, born to lose control
Reckless child of rock ‘n roll,
Well I love you baby, I wanna show you the only way I know

By keeping it easy sing it with me, arithmetic babe
One two three, I like to keep it easy so now listen to me
It’s arithmetic babe

In the back back back of your mind
Do you think about me some of the time?
Or have you erased my face from your memory
You worried that you can’t handle the thought of me anymore
Since I broke the frame of your bedroom door?
Or or was it something else that you said?
Did you write it in those letters that I never read?

Cause I was made to move nice and slow
And you were born, born to lose control
Reckless child of rock ‘n roll
I love you baby, yes I love you baby
Well, I love you, yeah and I wanna show ya
Check it.

Sittin' in the back of the class, mind on my math
Staring at the clock praying tick ticka go faster
So I can kick it with Craig, he’s got the grass
And ask about his neighbor Collette she’s got that ass
So, puff puff pass come fast I think I’m hit I grab the spliff give it a kiss
Cause I’m tried to get lifted, pinch myself to make sure I still exist
Take a swig of the fifth and then I toss it to Twister

I’m back back back in your world
Like a bright red flag unfurled
You can’t hang me on the wall
Cause I’ll tear down the ceiling
Make you feel like it’s water you’re breathing
I’m a hundred degrees, I’m about to explode
So tell the people you know to tell the people they know
I’m gonna show ya,
Gonna show you how to move nice and slow
And you can show me, show me how to lose control
Reckless child of rock ‘n roll I love you baby
Yes I love you baby, well I love you
Yeah and I wanna show ya
So let me show ya
The way that I wanna
Track Name: Fishfarmer Daughter
There you go down by the river
Running all them fish to the sea
Woah fishfarmer daughter, you’re letting every single one go free

Woo yeah down by the river
running all them fish to the sea
Woah fishfarmer daughter, you’re letting every single one go free

And oh oh, hey can you see me?
Running all them fish to the sea
Woah, fishfarmer daughter
Oh it’s just the way, oh it’s just the way
The way you’re letting every one go free

Hell yeah, make me a river
And all the fish’ll come outta me
Woah fishfarmer daughter
Make me a body of water

Make me a body of water
Then all the fish'll come out of me
Woah fishfarmer daughter then I’ll be yours
Be yours forever
And how it took me so long
Took me so long, to find you there.


Oh yeah make me a river
And all the fish’ll come outta me
Woah fishfarmer daughter
Then I’ll be yours, be yours forever

And we’ll swim swim, we’ll swim forever
All the way right down to the sea
Woah fishfarmer daughter
Oh I love the way, Oh I love the way
Every single time I come you pull away
So, now more than ever,
I wanna ride with you down to the sea
Woah fishfarmer daughter, make me a body of water

Make me a body of water
Make me a body of water
And I’ll be yours forever
yeah yeah yeah
We’ll swim together
Inside my body of water
Inside your body of water
And I’ll be yours forever
I’ll be yours forever
Track Name: I'm Out
You underdressed, overrated prima donna little girl
Think with your short skirt you could rule the world
But I’m tired of your mascara'd eyes, your little lip pout
I’m leaving you, babe I’m out

As we drive around town you look at other guys
Pull your sunglasses down as you wink your eye
And I don’t give a shit that you’re hanging out the passenger side
I’m waving goodbye, babe I’m out

I kicked you out on the pavement
Poor little princess ain’t used to this kinda treatment
But you got your red stilletos, daddy’s credit card
I can tell your life is gonna be hard

You’ll be all dramatic, delete my number from your phone
Bitch about me behind my back with your friends from home
Try and turn the whole world against me, but they can see right through
Cause everyday people know you’re bad news

I kicked you out on the pavement
Poor little princess ain’t used to this kinda treatment
But you got your red stilletos, daddy’s credit card
I can tell your life is gonna be hard

I don’t need you, want you
You were so wrong, now your shit’s out on the lawn
I don’t need you want you
I’m leaving you, babe I’m out.
Track Name: One for the Road
Highway or heaven
I only need one
I’ve never been a greedy man
The road is calling and my wings have fallen
I’m homeless and happy again

I’ve read the scriptures and witnessed a rapture
Can’t say that I was impressed.
If I had my druthers we’d pray to each other
And hope our faith can stand

So if you’re a sinner then join me for dinner
We’ll be judged by our company
And we’ll talk of angels with bright silver bangles
That shine a light down on you and me
You and me
You and me

How come only just some of all of God’s people get to stay in heaven?
What’s heaven? And why’s it so great anyway?
Say, I can find heaven in just about any way.
Just about any way.